1 “Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don’t know what to do. Love!”

Not the best way to start the year off, but at least he tried maybe he will do better next year.

2 “ Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again– watch it. He can do better!”

Clearly, Trump is a team Edward kind of guy or he wouldn’t care.  

3 “I’ve never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke.”

Glad he’s so concerned about the obesity crisis. Maybe he will do something about it.

4 “I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”

First of all, women are not possessions. They can’t belong to you. Also, there are probably more differences between you and the other candidate because you didn’t win the popularity vote.

5 “Watched protests yesterday but was under the impression that we just had an election! Why didn’t they vote? Celebs hurt cause badly.”

Umm, they did just not for you. That’s why you didn’t get the popular vote.