Welcome to the jungle

I suppose that I’d like to think that I’m an interesting person; I’ve been told that I should do stand up comedy at least, but I’m not sure if that was sarcasm or not. However, because of my emotionally moving life, I’ve decided to broadcast my existence to the masses. This will be ‘My Life as Lizzi,’ a bit-too-personal documentation of my boring life, as I see it. So, as not to confuse the few simpletons who have decided to test their reading skills out on my blog, I feel as if I should give some background information about myself.

I’m Lizzi Holland, hopefully you had at the bare minimum realized what my name was, but I can’t say I’d put it past you. I’m a senior this year, and I’m freaking out about it. But, we will save that for another blog. I’m 17 years old, currently unemployed, and mooching off of my parents with every breath I take. But hey, at least I understand that I’m nothing but a financial drain on my family; most people choose to remain oblivious to this fact. What else can I say? I’m bitter; about life, about love, and about the future. I try not to be, but I’d say that I’m a realist as opposed to an optimist. Sue me. I also really do think I’m funny, but then again, I probably make myself laugh more than I make other people laugh. Oh well. At least I’m keeping myself entertained. Other than that, I suppose that I’m just a typical, cliche teenage girl. I’m not claiming originality, because what am I, a hipster? No thanks.

So, this is probably what you’re going to be tuning into each week. I’ll rant and you won’t say anything in return. Probably because I’m saying all of this to an imaginary reader, like anyone would read what I have to say. But, hey, a girl can dream, right? If I didn’t, I wouldn’t be as big of a cliche.