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A Culinary Catastrophe?

My attempt to transform from clueless in the kitchen to a show-stopping chef
Graphic by Hannah Halterman
Graphic by Hannah Halterman
Grilled turkey and cheese with salad.
Day 1

Difficulty: 2/10

I mean… it’s grilled cheese… I’d be in trouble if I couldn’t heat up some bread with cheese on it.

My family’s opinion: 3.5 stars out of 5

Grilled turkey and cheese with salad. (Hannah Halterman)
Penne pasta with tomato sauce and garlic bread.
Day 2

Difficulty: 4/10

Pasta’s pretty hard to mess up, but somehow I found a way! Turns out you need to drain the pasta before putting sauce on it… oops.

My family’s opinion: 3.6 stars out of 5

Penne pasta with tomato sauce and garlic bread. (Hannah Halterman)
Beef stir fry over rice with mushrooms and pea pods.
Day 3

Difficulty: 5/10

“Wait, I was only supposed to cook it for 10 minutes?” – me, after realizing the beef might be a bit overdone. Before the beef, which probably could’ve been classified as jerky by the time I took it off the stove, I actually felt fairly competent for this one – a short feeling, but a good one nonetheless.

My family’s opinion: 4.3 stars out of 5

Beef stir fry over rice with mushrooms and pea pods. (Hannah Halterman)
Grilled salmon with Caesar salad and bread.
Day 4

Difficulty: 7/10

On one hand, I know how to use a grill now. On the other hand, I made my mom tell me exactly what to do so I didn’t end up losing a hand. The salmon may have been a bit raw, but sushi is pretty good, so what’s the big deal?

My family’s opinion: 4.8 stars out of 5

Grilled salmon with Caesar salad and bread. (Hannah Halterman)
"Marry Me" chicken with basil over spaghetti.
Day 5

Difficulty: 8/10

The hardest part of this recipe was following it. Yes, there were step-by-step instructions, but the steps said things like “dredge the chicken” and “saute garlic, then deglaze”- meaning I spent almost as much time trying to figure out what any of that meant as I did cooking. So far, nobody in my family has gotten salmonella which means I’m the best chef that’s ever lived.

My family’s opinion: 3.8 stars out of 5

“Marry Me” chicken with basil over spaghetti. (Hannah Halterman)
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