How can I even begin to describe the character that is Mr. Brian Bitney? Well, imagine walking into class one day, exhausted beyond measure, only to find your AP Biology teacher dressed up in a Hawaiian shirt and biblical sandals. Dozing off in the middle of a lecture? Bitney will spontaneously break out into song after discussing cell division for the past 30 minutes. Bitney’s spunky attitude is able to make his most stoic of students crack a giggle — even at the crack of dawn. You might not have the motivation to even start your classwork, but your teacher sure as well has the attitude that at least brightens up the atmosphere in your class. Not to mention the additional help Bitney is willing to give each and every student in the classroom to ensure they succeed, no matter how far behind they may be.